The American Dream

The American Dream

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.
Nonviolence is an inherently privileged position in the modern context. Besides the fact that the typical pacifist is quite clearly white and middle class, pacifism as an ideology comes from a privileged context. It ignores that violence is already here; that violence is an unavoidable, structurally integral part of the current social hierarchy; and that it is people of color who are most affected by that violence. Pacifism assumes that white people who grew up in the suburbs with all their basic needs met can counsel oppressed people, many of whom are people of color, to suffer patiently under an inconceivably greater violence, until such time as the Great White Father is swayed by the movement’s demands or pacifists achieve that legendary “critical mass.
Peter Gelderlos, Why Nonviolence Protects the State (via tabularasae)

(via rapeculturerealities)

quantumstarlight:

queereyes-queerminds:

lostruth:

Power Structure of Oppression

Yes. Yes. YES. 

This is great because it illustrates how those “little” things like jokes and slurs literally support and uphold all forms of oppression. Those things on top don’t come from nowhere.

quantumstarlight:

queereyes-queerminds:

lostruth:

Power Structure of Oppression

Yes. Yes. YES. 

This is great because it illustrates how those “little” things like jokes and slurs literally support and uphold all forms of oppression. Those things on top don’t come from nowhere.

(via fromonesurvivortoanother)

sourcedumal:

THIS!
It’s not fucking hard people
Wearing a warbonnet is akin to wearing a fucking purple heart you didn’t earn.
A military personnel would chew your ass out for daring to wear a medal you didn’t earn. You should expect the same from the tribes you are disgracing with your hipster bullshit. 

sourcedumal:

THIS!

It’s not fucking hard people

Wearing a warbonnet is akin to wearing a fucking purple heart you didn’t earn.

A military personnel would chew your ass out for daring to wear a medal you didn’t earn. You should expect the same from the tribes you are disgracing with your hipster bullshit. 

(via sleepydumpling)

seenecdoche:

whirls:

theclotheshorse: (via sincerelyjoanna)

(“It is made for the brutal pucker of dreaming.” Yes.”)

seenecdoche:

whirls:

theclotheshorse: (via sincerelyjoanna)

(“It is made for the brutal pucker of dreaming.” Yes.”)

(via eeriehowls)

cheer up! things could be worse! look on the bright side! try to move on! learn how to let go! what about me! now I’m getting depressed! you’ll never get better with that attitude! you’re so negative! stop being so sensitive! just relax! everything is fine! you have nothing to worry about! positive thoughts! just be happy! there are kids in africa! you’re not the only one with problems, you know! all you need is perseverance and willpower! everyone has their cross to bear! what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger! channel it into motivation! 

but when the dam breaks the chorus sings in unison, “why didn’t you tell me you were depressed?!”

naamahdarling:

kwisten:

fibromyalgiaproblems:

“But don’t let your illness stop you!!!1!1!!”


I’m not “letting” my illness stop me it just plain IS stopping me it’s an ILLNESS it makes me ILL that’s what it DOES.

Everyone needs to read this.

Seriously.  People seriously do not fucking understand the concept of “SICK AND WILL NOT GET BETTER,” or “NO, ACTUALLY, THERE’S SHIT I CAN’T FUCKING DO.”

(via fatgirlopinions)

misandry-mermaid:

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

Vigorously applauding

(via callingoutbigotry)

I’d spent the last three years trying to build up some kind of skin, so I wouldn’t drip with blood every time I brushed up against something.

She was naked, she peeled herself daily.

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